A mix of Amaretto, sloe gin and SoCo with a special blend of pineapple and orange juice. It’s like being in the South without the overt racism and guys named Blaine.
Like kissing an angel, and then having her make you a drink. A secret mix of alcohol and cranberries will leave you wanting more.
If you like bananas and you like breezes, then you will love this.
BEAM & COKE
BLUE BOMB POP
It tastes like a blue bomb pop.
CAPTAIN & COKE
Delicious combination of Malibu Rum and pineapple. Like going to the circus and not getting sodomized by a clown. Yummy.
CITRON & LEMONADE
CROWN & COKE
HENNESSEY & COKE
JACK & COKE
Very manly. If you are a group of guys, order this and people will instantly think you’re tough.
You have to be crazy not to like our kamikaze
KETEL ONE & CRANBERRY
LONG ISLAND ICED TEA
This is the real deal, be careful. Not only can you not drive after sharing one of these, you shouldn’t even go near other people.
Hawaii in Nebraska. Rum and more rum.
This is the best margarita north of Playa del Carmen
A mix of Raspberry liqueur and triple sec. If it makes your hooters purple, show the doorguy.
RUM & COKE
RUSSIAN RED SNAPPER
Delicious blend of vodka, amaretto, peach schnapps and cranberry. The Russians might be scary and want to kill you, but you will like them after having this fishbowl.
Tequila sunrise. Like the Eagle’s song. Yummy.
SEX ON THE BEACH
It’s not really sex on the beach, but it is a drink with vodka and tropical juices.
Created at Cliff’s across the street, this fishbowl version is a tropical favorite.
SOCO & CRANBERRY
We call it a supergirl because it is super girly. Malibu, orange and pineapple will make you feel like a woman, which is nice if you are a woman.
TOXIC SHARK WATER
The same as the Shark water (above), but with added vodka. Use caution.
It’s good. It tastes like watermelon, ok?
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